Category Archives: Worst primate evar?

We’re All Fucked Now: Baboons Can Read

Not really. But, unlike some the human clients my friend the editrix deals with, baboons can tell whether a group of letters do or do not form a word. WARNING! DANGER! BABOON PHOTO AT LINK. I really, really, really hate … Continue reading

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The Fangs Are Not the Problem

“[S]ammy’s owner was sleeping in a bed with the monkey when he accidentally rolled over onto it.” I–no, you didn’t–really–sleep with…SHUDDER. Creepy white-eyelidded monkey pix at site. A vid too, but I couldn’t look. http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_news/pet-monkey-attacks-owner-in-bed (Apologies for the non-clickable link. … Continue reading

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A Sister Blog for Coulrophobes

I don’t like clowns either, and they ambush worse then monkeys. Then I am expected to laugh instead of run or reflexively punch a clown. They weren’t funny when I was four, and they’re not funny now. Don’t Send In … Continue reading

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It’s a Madhouse! A Maaaad-House!

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, … Continue reading

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