Category Archives: Nasty!

Why I Fear Them 3: Zoonoses

Monkeypox and Yaba virus Measles, rabies, hepatitis, At least three kinds of shigella; Polio and klebsiella Tana pox, tuberculosis, Campylobacteriosis, If you’re not yet a believer There’s simian hemorrhagic fever And ringworm, and Marburg virus Giardia, calicivirus Ebola and erlichia, … Continue reading

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Why I Fear Them 1: They’re Nasty

Monkeys are filthy nasty creatures. You know they are. You’ve seen them dig stuff out of their nose and smear it on the zoo window, or fling poo. Know why? They get off on it. The nasty, filthy, monkeys of … Continue reading

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