What Became of the Monk, the Monk?
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“[S]ammy’s owner was sleeping in a bed with the monkey when he accidentally rolled over onto it.” I–no, you didn’t–really–sleep with…SHUDDER. Creepy white-eyelidded monkey pix at site. A vid too, but I couldn’t look. http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_news/pet-monkey-attacks-owner-in-bed (Apologies for the non-clickable link. … Continue reading
Monkeypox and Yaba virus Measles, rabies, hepatitis, At least three kinds of shigella; Polio and klebsiella Tana pox, tuberculosis, Campylobacteriosis, If you’re not yet a believer There’s simian hemorrhagic fever And ringworm, and Marburg virus Giardia, calicivirus Ebola and erlichia, … Continue reading
Oh, hell no. Nonononono. A monkey. In diapers and a dress. A pink dress. TUCKED IN SOME CRAZY WOMAN’S BRA. IN A COURTHOUSE. Short of my house or, say, a daycare center, I can’t think of anywhere monkeys belong less. … Continue reading
Two other reasons not to visit Florida: 2) They allow “pet” monkeys. 3) In Florida, when your “pet” monkey escapes, goes next door and chomps a neighbor’s ear, A) not only do you not have to witness your “pet’s” being … Continue reading
I remember hearing there was a colony of rhesus monkeys in Florida descended from some that escaped from a Tarzan movie set. I always hoped this was urban legend. The Tarzan part, maybe; the monkey part, no. Now I can … Continue reading