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At Sundance. Critically reblah blah blah blah. I ain’t watchin.’ I have compassion for my fellow homininae. It’s not their fault they scare me to fucking death. (It’s the baboons’ fault when you get down to it, but that is … Continue reading
Having seen the original, I didn’t need another reason not to watch The Hangover 2, but I have one now.
Friends help you hide the bodies. True friends (Snark of the Covenant) warn you, when you announce plans to watch a film, that it contains This Sort Of Thing. The film is Werner Herzog’s Even Dwarves Started Small. Nasty furry … Continue reading
There are many good reasons not to watch M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender. For one thing, it’s terrible. For another, it took a very good animated series, ate it, crapped it out, and threw the crap at fans like … Continue reading