Strange as it might sound, I love the Planet of the Apes franchise; always did. I grew up watching the movies and the TV show and the cartoon and planning how I was going to steal a close friend’s giant cheap orange plastic Dr. Zaius coin bank. Yes I did. Because the apes in the PotA franchise are human. The masks are not so realistic as to be scary, and the characterizations are good. Also, they’re pretty good movies, certainly up through Escape.
But this reboot? Brace yourself, then visit page two: