Monkeys are filthy nasty creatures. You know they are. You’ve seen them dig stuff out of their nose and smear it on the zoo window, or fling poo. Know why?
They get off on it.
The nasty, filthy, monkeys of South America apparently get off on filth.
(Warning: photo accompanying this article has five monkeys in it. One is eating corn on the cob and one is lolling its pink monkey tongue out. Sideways. You shouldn’t look; no one should.)
“At least people are thinking about science.”