Florida Ambush Monkeys, Part Two

Two other reasons not to visit Florida:

2) They allow “pet” monkeys.

3) In Florida, when your “pet” monkey escapes, goes next door and chomps a neighbor’s ear,

A) not only do you not have to witness your “pet’s” being shot in the street for your cruelty to neighbors and monkeys;

B) you do not even automatically lose your monkey. You lose your monkey when

C) the cops discover you’ve been keeping it in a substandard cage.

Warning: Even the frozen frame of the video is fulla monkey. If you want to read the article, scroll down fast.

The story ends “…made its way inside his home and jumped on him.

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