What Became of the Monk, the Monk?
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Monthly Archives: December 2010
Two other reasons not to visit Florida: 2) They allow “pet” monkeys. 3) In Florida, when your “pet” monkey escapes, goes next door and chomps a neighbor’s ear, A) not only do you not have to witness your “pet’s” being … Continue reading
I remember hearing there was a colony of rhesus monkeys in Florida descended from some that escaped from a Tarzan movie set. I always hoped this was urban legend. The Tarzan part, maybe; the monkey part, no. Now I can … Continue reading
I don’t like clowns either, and they ambush worse then monkeys. Then I am expected to laugh instead of run or reflexively punch a clown. They weren’t funny when I was four, and they’re not funny now. Don’t Send In … Continue reading
Thinking back over the Holiday Ambush of December 20, I was wondering….It was a Punch and Judy show, but there was no ghost or cop or baby. Well, what do I know about this stuff? Maybe I set myself up … Continue reading
No joke. Behind the cut is a kung fu fuckin’ filthy fanged monkey.
Yep. There is one. Happy Holidays One good monkey.