Monthly Archives: December 2010

Florida Ambush Monkeys, Part Two

Two other reasons not to visit Florida: 2) They allow “pet” monkeys. 3) In Florida, when your “pet” monkey escapes, goes next door and chomps a neighbor’s ear, A) not only do you not have to witness your “pet’s” being … Continue reading

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Florida Ambush Monkeys, Part One

I remember hearing there was a colony of rhesus monkeys in Florida descended from some that escaped from a Tarzan movie set. I always hoped this was urban legend. The Tarzan part, maybe; the monkey part, no. Now I can … Continue reading

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A Sister Blog for Coulrophobes

I don’t like clowns either, and they ambush worse then monkeys. Then I am expected to laugh instead of run or reflexively punch a clown. They weren’t funny when I was four, and they’re not funny now. Don’t Send In … Continue reading

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How Not to Monkey Warn

Thinking back over the Holiday Ambush of December 20, I was wondering….It was a Punch and Judy show, but there was no ghost or cop or baby. Well, what do I know about this stuff? Maybe I set myself up … Continue reading

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Ambush Monkeys Know Kung Fu

No joke. Behind the cut is a kung fu fuckin’ filthy fanged monkey.

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Happy Monkey?

Yep. There is one.   Happy Holidays One good monkey.

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Merry ChristmAAAGH!

What’s scarier than a monkey? A puppet monkey from 1948. Snark of the Covenant had me over for some holiday Rifftrax recently. Mike and the gang had dug up a moldy old Christmas short, and they made it pretty funny. … Continue reading

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